Matches and Rolling Papers!!!
The matches say "For All You Party Poopers" and there is an assortment of rolling papers that say "Roll Up & Roll Out!", "Fuck Bein' Cool, Just Have Fun" and "Roll a Doobie for Roller Derby!". And yea I ordered blank white ones and just fuckin' wrote on them with a sharpie. Guerilla marketing bitches!
Next up? Awesome sauce. ...I mean socks.
Shoe Laces Galore!
Whistles! (Did you think I'd forget you referees?)
Weird Buttons and Keychains!
"Roller Derby causes women to Kill their husbands, Abandon children, worship Satan and become Lesbians."
"Fuck Bein' Cool Just Have Fun"
"Hellarad Hates Mes"
"See Something, Skate Something"
Of course there will be lots of stickers!
And lastly, there will be a second issue of my mini mag, and like last time, there will be a limited number available, so keep your eyes peeled if you want one!
Hugs N Shoves,
(btw, Ten Gauge Rachel Rage fucking stole that from ME).