Today is "I Love Roller Derby Day"
In its honor I have prepared my very own:
Top 10 Reasons why I love Roller Derby
10. Fans buy me drinks and little kids tell me I'm cool
9. Makes exes jealous
9. Makes exes jealous
8. No one knows my real name, (they'll never catch me!)
7. I don't have to hide when I'm a bitch
6. It's fast and full contact
5. Leg warmers, enough said!
4. I don't have to worry about going to the gym
3. Strong women kicking ass
2. It is 100% American
1. I'm good at it
There you have it, my top 10.
Happy "I Love Roller Derby Day" Everyone!!!
YEEEEEE!
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