This is How I Roll: I'M TRYING OUT FOR A REALITY SHOW

About a month ago my roommate told me about a Reality Show that had done a casting call for roller girls. When I went to the audition I found out that they were just looking for fun and interesting people that were athletic in general. But I showed up in a roller derby shirt and really played up the fact that I was a roller girl. (Hey, they're looking to fit you into some kind of mold- a character). So I actually said 'fuck' in the interview, and when they told me to do a rendition of my victory dance I did a cartwheel in the audition room. I made it to the next round, which is a timed obstacle course! (The show is EXTREME MUSICAL CHAIRS for money), But in this obstacle course I have to swim! Yes, swim! So, this Sunday morning, I have to show up to a community college in Hollywood at 8:30 am, (it's supposed to rain!) in a SWIM SUIT and do a timed obstacle course. OMG. This is going to be weird. At this point, I'm really just doing it for the experience, but I can't believe how many people were at the first audition talking about how this is a "good experience" and a "great way to break into the biz". Fucking morons. For me, just like the Pitbull/NeYo video shoot thing, this is just a fun experience and something I wouldn't get to do if I didn't live down here in SoCal. I think that's the attitude you have to have about these things. God, I feel sorry for the people who go to music video shoots and reality show castings on a regular basis like it's their life dream.

Anyway, after the first audition and before I got invited back for this timed trial, I had to send them Action Shots of me and some pictures of my "supporter". I had to pick a "supporter" who would be a good cheerleader for me and be available during the shoot dates to be on the show with me. Naturally, I picked my roommate Estro Jen. Anyway, here are the photos I submitted. I'll keep you updated after I attend the obstacle course this weekend. Wish me luck!

XoXo,
Auntie

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