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| Found in the stairwell |
That’s about the best tittie fuck you’re gona get with me: a sharpie and an A cup.
She’s like the Meg Whitman of Rollercon! She paid all that money and didn’t step through the doors once.
Oh, so you’re taking your boobs down to the pool?
Auntie Social: “Hey Commissioner, What’s up!”
Jerry Seltzer: “Oh just me, every time I see you”
Come on, what professional sporting event has someone in a vagina costume?
Next year for Rollercon, I’m going to grow my bush out really long and put an afro pick in it.
She’s a DREAMBOAT. (Trust me, it was funny).
“Um…Hello? there’s a LINE.” “I’m not cutting, I’m taking the stairs bitch, I’m young and my legs work”.
I just texted him, I wrote on that guy’s facebook wall, and I tried to add this other guy. Wait, shit. I’M A ROLLER HO!
Auntie Social, you’re not funny! STOP! [Paraphrased.] -Tweeted by Rollercon*
*(Everything else was said by me except the Dreamboat quote).
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